Can't anyone take a phone message around here??

So we walked into our shop this morning early because we have our usual Saturday wine tasting from 3-6pm (132 Front Street in Greenport NOT Main Street and to those two dozen people who waited outside last week on the wrong street - well you should have known better) and found a phone message that said, simple "Martha confirms that she will be there for the tasting".

We got all excited because we were thinking, Flag Day and Memorial Day recently and all that patriotic stuff that well it could be that Martha  --- or, with stars in our eyes for a celebrity sighting it could have been that Martha.....

Or it could be Martha Clara Vineyards - our favorite Martha. Note to staff: A little clearer message writing wouldn't kill anyone.