We just couldn't resist

There have been any number of contests that go along the lines of  "You supply the caption".

We thought of a few, "That's no knife mate. This is what I call a knife" being way up there (for all you Croc Dundee fans) or "Who let the dog out" for you the few Baha fans remaining.

So now you get a chance. Bring your entries in on Saturday at the tasting (3-6p 132 Main in Greenport) and we will find a wine that goes great with a slim and slightly paranoid turkey.